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Original engraved artwork, set by hand in the house serif.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on soft, true-to-size cotton and cotton blends in tee, long sleeve, sweatshirt and hoodie. Choose your garment, colour and size below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdult sizing, young adult through adult, in both men's and women's fits. Infant and toddler sizes are available by special order — contact us before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. This keeps engraved line work sharp for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAny design on any product\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAny design in this store can be printed on any product we carry. If you want this design on a different item, or a different design on this item, ask us and we will set it up. Send the request through the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\"\u003eContact\u003c\/a\u003e page and name the design and the product you want. Full instructions are on the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/any-design-on-any-product\"\u003eAny Design On Any Product\u003c\/a\u003e page.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe legal fine print, in plain English\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery design in this store is original artwork and political, historical or religious commentary. Nothing here reproduces a government seal or emblem, and nothing here is affiliated with, endorsed by, or issued by any government agency. Freedom Advocates Florida Official, LLC. 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