Captain Truth, There Isn't One — Apparel

A question, and a very short answer.

An airline captain tips his cap in front of a stylised disc-shaped world, above a two-line exchange that ends the conversation quickly. A joke design and nothing more. Original illustration with no airline livery, no flag and no agency insignia anywhere on the uniform or the aircraft.

Printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and cotton blends in tee, long sleeve, sweatshirt and hoodie. Choose your garment, colour and size below.

Sizing

Adult sizing, young adult through adult, in both men's and women's fits. Infant and toddler sizes are available by special order — contact us before ordering.

Care

Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. This keeps engraved line work sharp for years.

Any design on any product

Any design in this store can be printed on any product we carry. If you want this design on a different item, or a different design on this item, ask us and we will set it up. Send the request through the Contact page and name the design and the product you want. Full instructions are on the Any Design On Any Product page.

The legal fine print, in plain English

Every design in this store is original artwork and political, historical or religious commentary. Nothing here reproduces a government seal or emblem, and nothing here is affiliated with, endorsed by, or issued by any government agency. Freedom Advocates Florida Official, LLC. Florida.