They Came At America Once — Apparel

Past tense. That is the whole joke, and the rat wrapped in ribbon is the receipt.

A hand-painted bald eagle in a ball cap and plain vest flying straight at you out of a sunlit sky, carrying a wide-eyed rat trussed up in yards of red ribbon, with an enormous American flag rolling and waving across the full background. A paper tag swings underneath on the ribbon, hand-lettered: hello my name is RED TAPE. It came at America once. Once was enough.

Printed on soft, true-to-size cotton and cotton blends in tee, long sleeve, sweatshirt and hoodie. Choose your garment, colour and size below.

Sizing

Adult sizing, young adult through adult, in both men's and women's fits. Infant and toddler sizes are available by special order — contact us before ordering.

Care

Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.

Any design on any product

Any design in this store can be printed on any product we carry. If you want this design on a different item, or a different design on this item, ask us and we will set it up. Send the request through the Contact page and name the design and the product you want. Full instructions are on the Any Design On Any Product page.

The legal fine print, in plain English

The artwork is original and was drawn for this brand. The bird is an ordinary bald eagle illustration. It is not a government seal, crest, coat of arms or official insignia of any kind, it carries no shield, escutcheon, arrows or medallion, and it is not a copy of anyone's badge. Nothing on this product is affiliated with, sponsored by, authorised by or endorsed by any government agency, department or official. It is a joke about paperwork, printed on a shirt. Freedom Advocates Florida Official, LLC. Florida.